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Things You'll Actually
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Bold, snarky, and aggressively relatable. Pick your poison.

๐Ÿ”ฅ Tiny Rebels ๐Ÿš— Road Rage Art ๐Ÿ“– Mark Your Place ๐Ÿ‘• Walk the Talk
Small Stickers ยท $3โ€“$5

Tiny Rebels

Little stickers with a lot to say. For laptops, water bottles, and places where the truth needs to live.

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Chaos Mode: ON
A tiny sticker for your laptop that tells the truth.
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Emotionally Unavailable
For your water bottle. For your soul.
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Professional Napper
Aspirational lifestyle content.
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I Survived Another Meeting That Could've Been An Email
For the battle-scarred office survivor.
Bumper Stickers ยท $5โ€“$8

Road Rage Art

Weatherproof vinyl for cars, bumpers, coolers, and anything that needs a personality upgrade.

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My Other Car Is Also Disappointing
Tell the truth about your whole fleet.
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Honk If You Hate Bumper Stickers
The meta bumper sticker that causes traffic incidents.
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Running On Spite
Fuel source: pure, uncut spite.
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I'm Not Tailgating, I'm Drafting Your Life Choices
Aerodynamics meets passive-aggression.
Bookmarks ยท $4โ€“$6

Mark Your Place

Dog-earing pages is a crime. Commit to something better โ€” or at least funnier.

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Just One More Chapter (It's 3am)
For the chronically sleep-deprived reader.
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My Book Boyfriend Doesn't Have Feelings Either
Romance reader solidarity.
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DNF and Proud
Did Not Finish โ€” and fully owned it.
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Reading To Avoid Reality
A valid coping strategy, honestly.
T-Shirts ยท $25โ€“$32

Walk the Talk

Soft, unisex tees with designs that start conversations โ€” or end them. Printed in San Antonio.

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Functioning Disaster
For the high-functioning chaos goblin in your life.
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Tried My Best (Still Failed)
Participation trophy for trying anyway.
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Adulting Is A Scam
Wear the truth on your chest.
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I Contain Multitudes (Most Of Them Tired)
Walt Whitman was also exhausted.